Tory Burch Gwendolyn Patterned Bucket Tote: Slob or Snob?

This tote confuses me. At first glance, I like the patterned straw in the bucket shape with little tassles on the end. It looked beachy and laid back and I thought it might work with something like a Blue Life maxi and some simple matching Tory Burch flops to the pool on a lazy Saturday afternoon. However, in taking a closer look I’m afraid the round bucket shape just looks weird with such short handles. I also think this would be hard to carry if you had anything more than lip gloss and a pack of gum in it. I think this takes “bucket bag” a little too literally and I would feel like I should stick a shovel in it and give it to the kids I nanny to go nuts making sandcastles with it.The handles make this bag less snob and more impractical snob to me, but what do you guys think?It’s currently sold out @ Shopbop with a price tag of $367.50, so someone out there likes it!What do you think? Slob or Snob?online surveys