Versus Mini Shoulder Bag with Safety Pins

Halle Berry is moving on in life and Rebecca Minkoff is moving on from the Morning After bag. Change is good for the soul. For Rebecca Minkoff, change is going to be good for the bank, too. The new bag for Spring, the Easy Rider, is just what a self assured girl needs, a easy hobo that is packed with attitude and personality. This is perfect for a new mom like Halle, the hobo style keeps both hands free and the zipper compartments keeps the mind sane with organization. But what is most important is the timely zipper trims and independent style. The price is easy on the budget for a trendy and fun bag, at Bloomingdales for $550.

I know I am a self professed ’80s freak child and love me lots of chains and studs but I do have my limits and apparently it’s called “Versus”. What the hell is this?!?! Giant, colorful safety pins on a camera bag, so that’s what my bag wardrobe is missing. And do I even need to point out the hideous Medusa heads dangling upside down like little bats?! I detested them in the ’80s, I abhor them now (trying to find different words for ‘hate’, a word I am teaching my child not to use but one I seem to use often). At the risk of being banned from Versace shows forever (would not be so terrible actually)– this is a big huge SLOB. If you are even entertaining this bag, you should seek therapy, asap.Versus Mini Shoulder Bag with Safety Pins for $886.42